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The world can rejoice - Eric Theadore Cartman as a character is now cannonly gay!  Anyone who jacks off while imagining himself being f**ked up the ass is very gay.  Hopefully now anyone trying to pair him up with female OC's or worse, Wendy, will finally get the message and leave our chubby little gayboy alone. So far though no-one seems to have picked up on why Cartman was jacking off on the toilet - rather than, say, in bed. Cartman was doing something that his mom recognised but most South Park fans didn't pick up on - he was taking a crap!  A large lump of turd forcing its was out of Cartman's ass would brush his prostate in the same w

It is well established is South Park cannon that Cartman is slightly obsessed with Kyle.  Cartman also demonstrates a large number of trates that lead us to believe he is gay - watch the episodes, there are so many it would take a week of watching back episodes to list them all.  For Kyman fans there is no need to strech the imagination to see Cartman liking Kyle - what is not obvious is why Kyman fans think Kyle could possibly return the Fat-asses feelings.  Here are some of my thoughts on the matter. First Possible Explanation A lot of men tend to like a girl who reminds them of their mother in some way.  With gay men the same trait leads

I recently came across a troll post by someone called ~DaimondStar07, in which she compared South Park unfavourably to My Little Pony FiM.  I almost commented my disgust to the troll before realising that this was just what she wanted.  Since I had already written a response - I'm posting it here as a journal entry. If you want to read the original troll post you'll find it here:  http://daimondstar07.deviantart.com/art/College-Assignment-My-Little-Pony-VS-South-Park-332963587 MLP and South Park are two completely different shows - each with their own target audience.  Comparing the two shows is a pointless act of stupidity.  You have clear